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Winston is an Anseranthrope.

He turns into a rampaging weregoose by the light of a full moon,

or when he eats too much dry corn.  Or too little dry corn...   

It’s never been very clear.  In addition, his “rampaging” behavior

typically consists of minor criminal mischief and petty larceny.  

He does not drink blood because geese do not ever

drink blood, not even weregeese.

When Winston is not beset by his transformative

curse, he is a well-behaved North American snow goose.  

He loves corn and oatmeal, not assorted marsh grasses as

some seemingly reputable sources may purport.

Winston is also Jewish, but he doesn’t let it define him as a person.

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